Funny Texts

Text Messages listed can be copied and pasted into another text-messaging application such as Logo Manager to send to a mobile phone.

Warning you have performed an illegal text service this could result in disconnection or court fine to avoid further action you must tell me that you miss me.   () () ( Ö ) (( )), mouse ,,,, o(. .) ((--) (,,) monkey <).".(> ( (oo) (,) pig (") & even ><((((;> fish they all miss u.. & they want u back at THE ZOO!!   Ever wonder why ABCDEF are used 2 define bra sizes? A-Almost boobs, B-Barely there, C-Can do, D-Damn good, E-Excellent, F-Fake!

ur my Funny, Understanding, Cute,Kind, Intelligent, Naughty,Great, Sweet,Honest, Independent, Truthful friend in short ur my F.U.C.K.I.N.G S.H.I.T. friend   'GUD LOOKS catch de eye yet GUD PERSONALITY captivates de heart! yor so lucky u hav both!' ..FLATTERED? dnt b..it was sent 2 me jus wantd u 2 read it!    Who's so fine? Who's so sexy? Who's got da body? Who's got da face? press dwn 2 find out...

,.,., c 'c' c >' < h0wS uR DaY? ,.,., .'c' . >' < u miss me? ,.., c" .) >' < No!? ,.,, " .) ' < fine!!.. ,,, .) pay me for dis sms.   ()" .'.() ( ; ) (o) (o) Where is that BITCH? ().'. "() ( ; ) (o) (o) ()" .'.() ( ; ) (o) (o) ()".'."() ( : ) (o) (o) OH! THERE U R!   A black guy & white girl met at a niteclub,she took him 2 her flat & said "tie me 2 the bed & do what black men do best!" then he ran out with the tv & video..

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 VERY GOOD! Tomorrow we"ll do A-B-C !!!!   i wana take ure top off with my teeth put my hands all ova ur body put my tongue round u + suck out all ur juices budweiser how do u drink ures?   ¤¤¤¤ ('() WzuP o", ) SeXy! ¿¿,,)/" ¤¤¤¤¤ Sender: SumOneSexier +44797DATSME Just Playin, My Luv! Sender: Gorgeous +44797DATSME2 Now heres D real Hottie...

("v") ( ' ""() ("v") 'v' ( 'o', ) 'v' ---(..)----(..)--. If I had to choose between you & a smile I'd choose you, cos without u,I cant smile! smile   ¤____(,")_____¤ 5 main reasons y ur da "BEST" ¤____(",)____¤ 5 ur CUTE 4 Ur nice SMILE 3 Ur FUNNY 2 I TRUST U 1 Ur Da 1 i.... * "LOVE" *    2 live a life I need a heartbeat, 2 have a heartbeat I need a heart, 2 have a heart I need happiness, 2 have happiness I need a friend & 4 a friend I need U !

>.""+""""""§ =¤ /""";')"""""" L_J BANG! ( "v"o) = _ =¤ ' v ' Losing Ur friendship wd B like a bullit thru my HEART! So don't u eva leave me. ! x   ',',',' ()'),(() ' ' '¤' ' ',',',( '.(.' ) ',',',' * ',!=( '-c'-, )=! *',',' see how sweet life is when u got some1 who will always luv u. Xx   U r a... P. R. I. C. K. P= Perfect R= Reliable I= Irresistable C= Cute K= Kissable R u smilin now? *YOU PRICK*

>>---> <---<< >>---> <---<< >><--><< <--(u r)--> <--(a nice)--> <--(friend)--> <-(TAKE CARE)-> Always -:   . . do U see me? . . See Me now? . Yup! That"s ME! . I"m far away but thinking of u!   (,(") --< ('') --l l"i'l O O >l> >l> l'''''' C ''i'i "") 7T '''i''i '''') l'i'l l'i'l read sideward!!! Think hard & u will get wat i mean.

(>*<) did u know ( ') ( , ) u hav da ! ! ! (>*<) cutest ( ') ( , ) LiL' ! ! ! (>*<) ( ') ( , ) BATTYx ! ! !   ,,,,, . . ,,,,, . , i,,, i i i i./ ! !,,,! !,,,, ! ) Standz for... F-RIENDSHP U C-AN K-EEP So ProMISE Me U Will F.U.C.K Me FOREVER?   Y r men like computers? 1)Der useless until u turn em on 2)Dey hav lots of data but r stil clueless 3)As soon as u pick1 up,a beta model cums on d market..!

We go up and down, protection is tight, keepin it up all damn night, never tired always alert..... I love my job as a security guard    In case of fire read this message.. ....... ....... ....... ....... ....... I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!    whats the difference between divorce and circumcision? with divorce U get rid of the whole prick!!

Who Wants 2 B A £MILLIONAIRE£ Let's play? Q.Nobody likes u cos u r a: A.Prick B.Wanka C.Rsole D.Twat 50/50? phone a friend? RING ME! I'LL TELL U!    Girls think boys are fit. Boys think girls are sexy. But don't worry... I'm sure science will come up with something to help you.    I saw u staring out from da window..ur eyes..ur face..ur so adorable..i couldn't resist myself & started signing...HOW MUCH IS THT DIGGY IN DA WINDOW...

Last night I sent an angel 2 watch over u while u were sleeping. But it came back early! So I asked it why? It said that angels don't watch over other angels!     This sms can only be readed by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!    I am a killer,I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend,I'll kill you for nothing!

little miss drugy sat in a buggy smoking a pipe of weed along came a spider skinned up beside her and sold her some acid and speed.    DESHINOKIA.TK    Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.

The fluffy clouds may kiss the sky, The rose may kiss the butterfly, The morning dew may kiss the grass, But u my friend can kiss my ass!    This is MAGIC ! Press down 12times U"ll become CUTE! at ur AGE u stil believe in MAGIC? Shame on u    Jelly baby goes to the doctors "doc ive got aids""you cant have aids ur a jelly baby!".."yeah i know..But ive been fucking allsorts!

How do you occupy an idiot? press down How do you occupy an idiot? press up     l WORRY ABOUT U B COZ UR A __ I ___ I I ___ I I I ____ I _I I I_ ____ I __I I I__I ____ I __I I _I ucking I__I Nutter!    I wanted 2 rite u a letter but all i cud rite was. . . "3w 6@ys" it didnt make much sense until u read it upside down

[] this is a box ... wanna see whats inside the box ... ... ... tough shit get your own fukin box    Press Down .... .... .... Press Up .... .... .... Oh! ur phone is working then, U LIAR!    SOME1 MISSES U NEEDS U WORRIES ABOUT U WANTS 2B WITH U ...................................& IT AINT ME U CUNT! U are a... B.I.T.C.H. Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Honest r u smiling now?    A G0OD FRIEND, IS LIKE A GO0D BRA.... HARD 2 FIND, C0MF0RTABLE, SUPP0RTIVE, PREVENTS U FR0M FALLING,HOLDS U TIGHT,AND ALWAYS CLOSE 2 UR HEART...UR MY BRA xxx    The Irish SAS has sent a female assassin to eliminate Osama Bin Laden-sadly she mixed up semtex and tampax and blew up the wrong cunt.

Why is a man like a hard wooden floor?? You lay them once and then you can walk all over them for ever!!!     Can't believe after all the shit they have been through they're still together...............................Who? Your bum cheeks!!    At this moment 5 million are having sex 2 million are in gun fights 91milliom at a party and one sad fucker is reading this SMS

At 1st a little Nibble, Then a slow Lick & then a sensous Suck _______ CADURY'S CREAM EGG! "HOW DO YOU EAT YOURS"?    The NHS Regrets to inform you that your birth was a mistake, could you please report to your local hospital to be put down!    Loading NOKIA PHONE VIRUS now...... Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked scared the shit out of you didn't it

Gawd i have found two identical objects a perfect match! My ARSE and YOUR FACE    smart man + smart woman = romance... Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy... Dumb man + smart woman = affair... Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage!!!!    UR 100%beautiful UR 100%lovely UR 100%sweet UR 100%nice and UR 100%stupid to believe these words!

It goes in dry, it comes out wet, the longer its in the stronger its gets. We can have it in bed, just u & me. ITS NOT WOT U THINK....... its a cup of tea!    UR CUTE UR SWEET UR NICE UR A STAR UR HONEST UR GOODLOOKING UR CARING UR GOOD UR GENTLE IN FACT UR JUST "LIKE ME"!!    1 message received 1 cool friend sent it 1 asshole is reading it 1 asshole is angry 1 cool friend is smiling 1 asshole is still reading it STUPID MUPPET!

I'm at the Police Station.The police caught me & filed a case against me 4 "POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS" I'm doomed! NEED SOMEONE UGLY 2 BAIL ME OUT; So HURRY UP!    ROSES R RED, VIOLETS R BLUE. THE HIGHER DA SKIRT, THE BETTER THE VIEW!    Rememba when u need a fuck, i'll always b here 4 u. Bcoz FUCK = "FRIENDSHIP U CAN KEEP", so promise me dat we will fuck 4ever!

I am a killer,I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend,I'll kill you for nothing!    You'rE CutE CharminG CooL SmarT ClassY WittY AttractivE EndearinG So LovabLE ThaT WaS SenT 2 ME, JusT WanteD YOU 2 ReaD IT!    There was once a genie who came and asked "Name ur wish", U asked "Make me Gorgeous", Genie replied "I grant wishes not fucking miracles"

You = Cute You = Sexy You = Intelligent You = delicious You = Sweet You = Perfect Me = Liar HA HA     Press down if u think IM da best.. I KNEW IT! Im 2 good wat can I say! still pressin?U must really love me! O stop it! Well,wot can i say? ;-)    Piss the taking is someone that realise u that point this at is it. (Now read it backwards) !

We go up and down, protection is tight, keepin it up all damn night, never tired always alert..... I love my job as a security guard    In case of fire read this message.. ....... ....... ....... ....... ....... I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!    whats the difference between divorce and circumcision? with divorce U get rid of the whole prick!!

Who Wants 2 B A £MILLIONAIRE£ Let's play? Q.Nobody likes u cos u r a: A.Prick B.Wanka C.Rsole D.Twat 50/50? phone a friend? RING ME! I'LL TELL U!    Girls think boys are fit. Boys think girls are sexy. But don't worry... I'm sure science will come up with something to help you.    I saw u staring out from da window..ur eyes..ur face..ur so adorable..i couldn't resist myself & started signing...HOW MUCH IS THT DIGGY IN DA WINDOW...

Last night I sent an angel 2 watch over u while u were sleeping. But it came back early! So I asked it why? It said that angels don't watch over other angels!     This sms can only be readed by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!    I am a killer,I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend,I'll kill you for nothing!

little miss drugy sat in a buggy smoking a pipe of weed along came a spider skinned up beside her and sold her some acid and speed.    DESHINOKIA.TK    Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.

The fluffy clouds may kiss the sky, The rose may kiss the butterfly, The morning dew may kiss the grass, But u my friend can kiss my ass!    This is MAGIC ! Press down 12times U"ll become CUTE! at ur AGE u stil believe in MAGIC? Shame on u    Jelly baby goes to the doctors "doc ive got aids""you cant have aids ur a jelly baby!".."yeah i know..But ive been fucking allsorts!

How do you occupy an idiot? press down How do you occupy an idiot? press up     l WORRY ABOUT U B COZ UR A __ I ___ I I ___ I I I ____ I _I I I_ ____ I __I I I__I ____ I __I I _I ucking I__I Nutter!    I wanted 2 rite u a letter but all i cud rite was. . . "3w 6@ys" it didnt make much sense until u read it upside down

[] this is a box ... wanna see whats inside the box ... ... ... tough shit get your own fukin box    Press Down .... .... .... Press Up .... .... .... Oh! ur phone is working then, U LIAR!    SOME1 MISSES U NEEDS U WORRIES ABOUT U WANTS 2B WITH U ...................................& IT AINT ME U CUNT!

U are a... B.I.T.C.H. Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Honest r u smiling now?    A G0OD FRIEND, IS LIKE A GO0D BRA.... HARD 2 FIND, C0MF0RTABLE, SUPP0RTIVE, PREVENTS U FR0M FALLING,HOLDS U TIGHT,AND ALWAYS CLOSE 2 UR HEART...UR MY BRA xxx    The Irish SAS has sent a female assassin to eliminate Osama Bin Laden-sadly she mixed up semtex and tampax and blew up the wrong cunt.

Why is a man like a hard wooden floor?? You lay them once and then you can walk all over them for ever!!!     Can't believe after all the shit they have been through they're still together...............................Who? Your bum cheeks!!    At this moment 5 million are having sex 2 million are in gun fights 91milliom at a party and one sad fucker is reading this SMS

At 1st a little Nibble, Then a slow Lick & then a sensous Suck _______ CADURY'S CREAM EGG! "HOW DO YOU EAT YOURS"?    The NHS Regrets to inform you that your birth was a mistake, could you please report to your local hospital to be put down!    Loading NOKIA PHONE VIRUS now...... Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked scared the shit out of you didn't it

Gawd i have found two identical objects a perfect match! My ARSE and YOUR FACE    smart man + smart woman = romance... Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy... Dumb man + smart woman = affair... Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage!!!!    UR 100%beautiful UR 100%lovely UR 100%sweet UR 100%nice and UR 100%stupid to believe these words!

It goes in dry, it comes out wet, the longer its in the stronger its gets. We can have it in bed, just u & me. ITS NOT WOT U THINK....... its a cup of tea!    UR CUTE UR SWEET UR NICE UR A STAR UR HONEST UR GOODLOOKING UR CARING UR GOOD UR GENTLE IN FACT UR JUST "LIKE ME"!!    1 message received 1 cool friend sent it 1 asshole is reading it 1 asshole is angry 1 cool friend is smiling 1 asshole is still reading it STUPID MUPPET!

I'm at the Police Station.The police caught me & filed a case against me 4 "POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS" I'm doomed! NEED SOMEONE UGLY 2 BAIL ME OUT; So HURRY UP!    ROSES R RED, VIOLETS R BLUE. THE HIGHER DA SKIRT, THE BETTER THE VIEW!    Rememba when u need a fuck, i'll always b here 4 u. Bcoz FUCK = "FRIENDSHIP U CAN KEEP", so promise me dat we will fuck 4ever!

I am a killer,I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend,I'll kill you for nothing!    You'rE CutE CharminG CooL SmarT ClassY WittY AttractivE EndearinG So LovabLE ThaT WaS SenT 2 ME, JusT WanteD YOU 2 ReaD IT!    There was once a genie who came and asked "Name ur wish", U asked "Make me Gorgeous", Genie replied "I grant wishes not fucking miracles"

You = Cute You = Sexy You = Intelligent You = delicious You = Sweet You = Perfect Me = Liar HA HA     Press down if u think IM da best.. I KNEW IT! Im 2 good wat can I say! still pressin?U must really love me! O stop it! Well,wot can i say? ;-)    Piss the taking is someone that realise u that point this at is it. (Now read it backwards) ! U picked me up,u took me home,u put ur hands around my waist,u took off my top,den u put ur lips om mine. THANK GOD im a bottle of PEPSI.    Press down if u dont like me I cant believe u did that! & again? for Fuck sake! how rude why are you still doing it? STOP IT U CUNT! EVIL Bitch    I L . . . . . . I Cant Say It I L O . . . . What Can I Do I L O V . . . Please Dont Be Angry I L O V E . . Dont Press Down I LOVE MY SELF

R U worried about missing work or being late, we have a deal 4 U. Travel with Bin Ladin Airlines & we will fly U str8 in2 Ur office!    NEWSFLASH Ethnic groups are complaining to the BBC that there are not enough black people on TV. The BBC are to respond by showing Crimewatch 5 times a week     I wanted to send u something amazing,sexy, funny, beautiful.. but the postman told me to get the hell out of the letterbox!

INVITATION! Saturday-BOMBS-PARTY in World Trade Center, with DJ BIN-LADEN. FEATURING HIS NO.1 HIT "IT WASNT ME". Fly IN DIRECT, Sponsered by AMERICAN AIRLINES.    Sender: Sexy +447890123456 Sender: Gorgeous +447890123456 Sender: Irresistable +880171120156 Sender: Sweet DESHINOKIA.TK Sender: its got to be...    The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

Ur my Funny, Understanding, Cute,Kind, Intelligent, Naughty,Great, Sweet,Honest, Independent, Truthful friend in short ur my F.U.C.K.I.N.G S.H.I.T. friend    What women think abt sex? At age 8 ignore it at 18 experience it at 28 look 4 it at 38 ask 4 it at 48 beg 4 it at 58 pay 4 it at 68 pray 4 it at 78 4get it! ;-)    Your teeth are so yellow, i can't believe it's not butter!!!

What happened 2 the bloke who injected himself with curry? He went into a korma!!    Men r like dogs, they're dopey, loveable + follow u round! But if u don't keep a lead on them they'll either run off or piss up ur leg!    I'm at da police station, they caught me & filed a case agaist me. I'm fucked cos da evidence is very clear, they are charging me wid "POSESSION OF A CUTE SMILE!" HaHa!

A chinese man took his pregnant wife 2 da hospital 2 deliver.The wife however gave birth 2a black baby.The chinese man who wz shocked named him: SUM TIN WONG    The police are looking for a suspect described as sexy, beautiful, intelligent, funny and great in bed. Your safe, but where the fuck will i hide.    DESHINOKIA.TK

.-"""-. ( 'o' ) (,,)==(,,) y did god create u b4 me? Coz he wanted to make a rough sketch, B4 makin a master piece!!!    wen i send u msgs it dnt mean u ave 2 do da same... U can also send cash, fruits, tea, petrol, pizza, chicken, noodles and other GIFTS....... so start TODAY!!!!!    one day theres a meeting in da forest attended by tiger, horse, lion etc... but the meeting has not been started cos the monkey is reading this.

Warning: you have performed an illegal txin service,this could result in disconnection or a court fine,to avoid further action you must tell me u luv me.    Police have found a corpse badly burnt, no brain and a very large arse... Text me back so i know your ok.    (') / / (') )/ / o""o (') ( Ö )/ / Hi. You thought it was a dick, didnt you? YOU PERVERT!. And here was I just wantin to wave helo to my friend.

a fone is a form of communication, a kiss is a form of affection, a picture is a form of rememberance, and choosing me as a friend is a form of good taste...XXXXXXXxx    If anyone ö bulliés u <Y> /L <ö_, Y < > <ö_, Y__, < ö> /Y < L ,_ö> ,__Y L <ö_, Y__, ./ ö , Don't call /Y) me,just < > run OK    U took me in a dark alley, u held my hips, u took my top off, u put ur lips on mine, u tasted me. u loved every second. thank god im only a coke bottle!

DESHINOKIA.TK    We hv knwn.. Each othr 4.. Quite awhile now,do u tink we can b more.. den FRIENDS? Coz I LUV U Vry much 2 b my.. PARTNER 2-rob a BANK 2nite!!    HELLO !! this is your mobile.... just wanted to get out of your pocket! the smell next to your balls was unbearable-i think your dick is dead....

You are like a toilet-youre either freé, täken, unävaìlable, éngagéd, out of order, taking the piss, or just full of shit!!   DESHINOKIA.TK     YOU & I do it in BED.. do it in da CAR.. do it STANDING.. do it SITTING.. but its best doin it in LYING DOWN. Dont WE just. . . love . . . . . . . . TXTN (",)

A Baby monkey asked his mother, why are we ugly? Mother said : thank god we look like this, u should see the person reading this message!   My Pet dances when he sees someone, SEXY! ()""() ( -.-) (,) ) L.! L ()""() ( -.-) (,) ) L.! L ()""() ( -.-) (,) ) L.! L    /!, o I>< > .IL o /!>_,o / -/> // o /!, >> ==._</o Dont mes wid me

Friendship is like peeing in ur pants , everyone can see it but only you can feel the true warmth of it. Thank you for being the pee in my pants. . .   You! I trustd u so much but u couldn keep ur big mouth shut!Y u av tel others my secrt? Uv realy let me down! Pls stp telin ppl dat im so SEXY n GORGEOUS!   pReSs OpTiOn tHeN sELeCt RePLy.NeXt PrEsS oPtIoN aGeN,cHoOsE dIcTiOnArY aNd Go To ENGLISH.tHeN pReSs tHiS 8 NuM:46630364. gWaN FoLoW mA iNsTrUcTiOnz...:

FRiENDS ARE LiKE MiRRORS... THEY ARE OUR REFLECTiON! (>?<) ( ,"o (,(")(") (>?<) (>*<) ( ,"o o", ) (,(")(")(")("),) YOUR SO LUCKY I'M CUTE!!...xXx   (><) /l ( ö ) / l (,,Jb/ l $=$=$ <;)))>< NICE PEOPLE are hard to fish out i'm glad i caught you. stay NICE or else..... I'll fry you..    God made coke. God made pepsi. God made me... so damn sexy. God made rivers. God made lakes. God made u.... well we all make mistakes!!

,,,, ( . .) Do u ( ._.) love me? (,,(")(") ,,,, ( . .) ( _ ) U dont? (,,(")(") ,,,, ( . .) ,I, Fuck ( _ )// U den! (,,(")(")   DESHINOKIA.TK    >>WARNING<< Mobile-Bomb Mobile-Bomb Mobile-Bomb Mobile-Bomb Mobile-Bomb Mobile-Bomb Mobile-Bomb *YOUR MOBILE IS DEAD*

(>-<)(>-<) Dayz ( 'o')(o", ) are 2 (,) ("v") (,) busy, hourz are 2 few, Secondz are 2 fast, but there'z alwayz a time 4 me 2 say Hi 2 sum1 az sweet az u...  Erase message? No, Bcos im ur special friend. keep this picture so that ul always remember ME ()"""() ()"""() ("( 'o' ) ( 'o' )") ME + YOU  Its now vegetarian week so, remember... NOT TO EAT ( ' ) / / MEAT, / / but... ( ) ) <" ( o) "> (. )( .) __) . (__seafood ___$__ is GREAT

A man was carrying 3 babies in a train. Lady sitting next asked: R they ur babies? MAN: No i work in a condom factory & these are CUSTOMER COMPLAINTS   Roses are red, violence are blue, Someone like you belongs to the zoo! Don't be mad, don't be blue, Frankenstein was ugly to!   u should do 2 things in the morning 1)pray to GOD so u can live 2) have a shower so others can live...

MEN R LIK APACK OV CARDS!U HAV 2LV DM WID AHEART,MARY DM WID A DIAMND,B MOR DN ACE IN BED,CLUB DM OVA DA HEAD,BEARY DM WID ASPAD,AT DA END OV IT AL DER ALJOKERS   1 day YOU'll B surprised 2 C ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME.. just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL   ,)) (,")x < )/" /L ,)) ( ".) x < )/" /L ,)) ,",",",", (,") ."SMACK". < )> "."."."." JL ((, A kiss from (",) one sexy < )> bitch JL To another

,, I have smsc- ('.') 4 U (ll) .!!. ,, (",) close ur (ll> eyes! .!!. (',')1..2..3..4.. (II> .!!. HA,,U didn't close ur eyes, so no smsc 4U....   DESHINOKIA.TK   (>=<) Its me,plz ( 'o' ) dont (,) . (,) press ur ¿J¿J keypad! (>=<) dont ( 'o' ) press (,) . (") PLZ..! (>=<) no, ( 'o' ) PLZ! (>=<) NO! MURDERER!

Life is like a movie... wen ur happy 'its comedy', wen ur sad 'its drama', wen u got enemy's 'its action', n wen u face the mirror 'its horror'!   i!¢!i !i!i! ("v") !i!i!....i!i!i 'v' i!i!i''''''!i!i! !i!i! !i!i! i!i!i i!i!i i hope Ä simple 'hi' will make Ü smile! X   Its hard & hairy on the outside... Soft & creamy on inside... People ALL OVER the world enjoy it, day or night... A COCONUT...! Wot wa u thinking of...!

A B C D A= ur attractive B= ur brilliant C= ur cute D= ur dishy E F G E= ur exciting F= ur fabulous G= ur gorgeous H I J K H= hey! I=i'm J=just K=kidding!    ,,,,, (c ' ? >-<(") GOD, please make sure ALL those people WHO DON'T CARE to CALL or MSG me.. LOSE their MOBILE...   Miror miror on the wall who is the sexiest of them all? Miror laughed and made a grunt, it aint you, fucking ugly cunt

'GUD LOOKS catch de eye yet GUD PERSONALITY captivates de heart! yor so lucky u hav both!' ..FLATTERED? dnt b..it was sent 2 me jus wantd u 2 read it!   ) ( (__I_) ) ( (_I__) ) ( (__I_) ) ( (_I__) I JUST WIPED MY ARSE ON YOUR SCREEN   I lie awake at night & think "WOW" - you're a cute, hot, amazing, smart, sexy, gorgeous, respectable, intelligent person. Gotta take that mirror off my ceilling

l WORRY ABOUT U B COZ UR A __ I ___ I I ___ I I I ____ I _I I I_ ____ I __I I I__I ____ I __I I _I ucking I__I Nutter!   We hv knwn.. Each othr 4.. Quite awhile now,do u tink we can b more.. Den FRIENDS? Cos I LUV U Vry much 2 be my.. PARTNER 2-rob-a BANK 2nite!!   DESHINOKIA.TK

( ' ""() ((")(")) ( / '. ) (")(")/ ( ' ""() ("( 'o', )") ( ) (")(")/Boo!   (>"<) Sending (. "o new ring ( *"(,) tone... ¿.¿.J pls wait! (>"<) ('(ö )") prröööp! ( *" /===$$ ./ ,/ haha..nice tone? nice smell!    ()".'.() ( (T)) (ö) (ö) WHERE are you? ().'."() ((T) ) (ö) (ö) Right? No! ()".'.() ( (T)) (ö) (ö) Left? No! ()".'."() ( (T) ) (ö) (ö) There you are!